Lana Sharp, you're very funny and cool ,
You even make my duster drool.
You can always have a good joke,
With our Pimm's and lots of coke.
You always go with the flow,
And we stand in an all time low.
Merlin and Arthur, Frodo and Sam,
I love you more than they ever can.
Even when you're drunk you politely think,
Not on Felicity, throw up in the sink.
I would be delighted if we marry,
You can be Voldermort, I'll be Harry.
Threw a giant pizza into a lake,
As we worship our beloved Carrot Cake.
Rolling around on the car park floor,
What more could a friend ask for.
St Giles Hill, Pina Colada in the eye,
You make me laugh till I die.
There are too many memories to try and write,
Like when you sucked my toe that night.
When I'm upset, you help me through,
It's something only you can do.
Whenever I need someone you are always there,
You even let me straighten your hair.
Lana Sharp you're incredibly funny,
But I'm as hollow as a lint bunny.
At College when you're not there,
It just never